Art makes your thighs normal

Okay, so my friend, Erin, was interviewed by me. She's quite strange. Just keep that in mind. Her nickname is Wein. Don't ask. I'm leaving her screen name, because I'm too lazy to change all those 'esgdonut95's. Enjoy.

Hello.

 esgdonut95: Hola.

 me: Holy crap. Libby said the exact same thing in her interview.

 esgdonut95: Well I like to think of myself as unique, but alright.

 me: State your name and size of butt.

 esgdonut95: Erin G. My butt.....I'm not sure of the size. Why don't you tell me?

me: I haven't seen your butt in quite a while. Last time was that camping trip to Mackinac.

esgdonut95: -laughs- well I'm sure my butt has changed since then. All I know- it's bigger than yours, but smaller than kim kardashian's.

 me: I have no idea who that is, but I'm guessing that chick has a big butt?

Or is it a dude?

 esgdonut95: A famous girl, known for this butt.

She's friends with paris hilton.

 me: Oh. Did she win that Paris's New BFF show? Or is that a different person?

esgdonut95: No, that's a different person. She's in the show "keeping up with the kardashians" on E!

 me: I don't keep up with that kind of stuff. But obviously you do. Care to say more? Or no?

esgdonut95: Well this is your interview. I was expecting more questions. >.>

And yes, yes, I'm very interested in the pop culture.

 me: I'm unsure of what questions to ask you. Oh! I have a good one! Do libraries where you live often have soda machines in the middle of them?

esgdonut95: Why no, they don't. I'm assuming this is referring to our roleplay?

me: Yes. Of course. That's a shame. I bet it'd be fun to have one of those in the middle of a library.

 esgdonut95: Well, some things just don't make sense with Wein. Such as the famous quote, "Art makes your thighs normal."

I'll make that one day.

  Congress will approve.

 me: Moving on.

Where do you live again? Like Massachusetts, right?

 esgdonut95: Yes, North Attleboro to be exact.

 me: What if some creepy person sees your full name and where you live and begins to stalk you?

For your safety, I'll edit out your last name.

  :D

  Cause I'm such a great friend.

esgdonut95: Well, I'm fine. I'm already being stalked by a 53 year old muslim on facebook.

 me: Really? Care to explain?

esgdonut95: Eh, you've seen my youtube videos, I believe he has as well.

 me: Wow.

  What's your favorite color and pie flavor?

esgdonut95: Purple and I like cheesecake. Does that count?

 me: I said pie. Hmmm. I wonder. Is there such thing as a cheesecake pie

  ?

esgdonut95: Ahh, the questions of life.

 me: Are you ever coming back to visit us like Scar is? Because we all miss the Weiny.

esgdonut95: I'm actually visiting my dad this summer in late june & early july. He lives in rochester. We could set something up in A2 if you please.

 me: I do please. We all miss you.

  What instrument did you play in elementary school?

 esgdonut95: We as in?

me: Lots of people. Now answer my previous question.

esgdonut95: The coronet, then I advanced to the trumpet. I also specialized in recorder.

me: I love the recorder. The clarinet was exactly like it, but bigger, so I didn't really have to practice at all. :D I fail at music.

esgdonut95: I love music.

  :)

me: I love music too. But I fail at it.

esgdonut95: I'm quite sorrry.

 me: Me too. So. How many toes do you have on your left foot?

esgdonut95: 5. Painted red. Since I'm bad a**!

me: Language, missy.

 esgdonut95: 5. Painted red. Because I attend a catholic school.,

 me: That makes no sense.

esgdonut95: Neither does life! Its more fun that way!

 me: Of course.

esgdonut95: Oh yes. Any other questions?

 me: So... I hear you're a vegetarian.

esgdonut95: And I aint -------- scared of him! (3OH!3 referance)

 me: I love that song!

  It's so fabulous.

esgdonut95: Agreed.

 me: Number of cheesecakes in your fridge?

esgdonut95: Zero. We're on a budget.

 me: Oh.

That's not cool.

 esgdonut95: That was a joke. I actually just had a piece of cheesecake last night.

 me: Oh.

 esgdonut95: Well, half cheesecake. Half cake.

 me: Was it yummy? What kind of cheesecake?

esgdonut95: Very yummy. And I'm not sure. :\

 me: Did it have a fruit flavor? Or not?

 esgdonut95: No it did not.

 me: That's not cool.

esgdonut95: I'm quite sorry.

 me: So. How many animals do you have currently?

 esgdonut95: 10.

 me: Do they all have names?

 esgdonut95: Of course.

  What kind of person would I be if they didn't?

me: Can you name them all and their species?

esgdonut95: 4 rabbits= chesnut, marshmeloo

  *4 rabbits= chestnut, marshmellow, penne, gilbert

1 guinea pig= chocolate

 me: Gilbert?

 esgdonut95: What's eating gilbert grape.

 me: o.o

 esgdonut95: 1 dog= bailey.

  1 salamander= sallie.

  3 cats= charcoal (BABY), bert, and fairbanks.

me: Nice.

esgdonut95: I like to think so.

 me: I have no pets. Unless you count Jeff.

Jeff is my brother's alter ego. Jeff is a dog. Jeff likes treats, and treats give Jeff gas.

  :D

 esgdonut95: O.o

 me: That's what Jeff is always shouting. Can you believe that my brother is 10?

esgdonut95: Well as long as you aren't lonely, pets aren't needed. Just yesterday your brother was wee.

 me: He's still wee.

esgdonut95: As are you.

 me: ...... Says who?

 esgdonut95: Your face.

 me: Okay?

  Ah! Obviously I haven't been exposed to enough art. Cause my thighs aren't normal.

esgdonut95: I'm sorry. Mine are. They've decreased in size as I age. Go figure.

 me: ......Nice.

I'm bored. This interview is over.


Isn't she ever so interesting? So yes.

Did you guys know that a Swedish botanist was born on this day, back in 1707? Cause I find that insanely cool and weird. But epic. I think it was a guy. The person's name was Carolus Linnaeus. Or something like that.

And did you guys know that on this day in 1788, South Carolina became a state? Whatever. No one really cares. I know I don't. I'm just looking at this widget on dashboard, called 'This Day in History'. And it has all these cool things. Usually it's much more interesting that South Carolina and a Swedish botanist.

I know botanists do things with flowers and plants. Who says that if you play with plants and flowers, you get to have your name on the 'This Day in History' thing? And is it just Swedish people who get recognized? Racist butts.

State your name and favorite color.

Hello people of Earth and people who read my blog. Today, I interviewed Libby because I was bored. It's strange and not normal. I'm not going to edit it much.

  Action.

Hello.

 Libby: Hola.

 me: State your name and favorite color.

 Libby: Libby, fuchsia.

  That was a little rude.

me: How was that rude?

 Libby: You didn't ask me politely. You ordered me to answer.

 me: Well, you did it anyways.

 Libby: I shouldn't have.

 me: But you did.

 Libby: Twiggy didn't think I should have, either.

 me: Will you stop it with Twiggy?

 Libby: You don't like Twiggy?

 me: Twiggy scares me.

 Libby: Twiggy is so offended that she might go back to London forever.

 me: Well.... Twiggy can do that. Moving on.... What music are you listening to?

 Libby: I am listening to the music of nature, my inner soul, and the Clean House theme song coming from the basement.

me: Your inner soul? Really? Do tell.

 Libby: My inner soul often sings beautiful songs to express my emotions.

 me: Oh.

Well..... Do you think it's possible to dislocate one's throat from excessive coughing?

 Libby: Dislocate, no. Sprain, yes.

 me: Then I think I've just sprained my throat.

Libby: Oh no.

 me: Whatever. It's just killing me. No big deal.

 Libby: Don't die.

 me: I won't.

 Libby: I'm going to put a picture of Twiggy on my blog.

me: Sounds exciting. Is it a pretty picture?

 Libby: No.

 me: Oh.

Libby: It will be the ugliest, scariest picture of Twiggy I can find.

 me: But what about all the youngins who read your blog? Do you want them to be scarred forever?

Libby: There are no young'ns who read my blog.

 me: How can thee be so sure of that?

Libby: I don't think thee is the right word there.

 me: That's what The Sherm taught us.

Libby: I thought thee was for the object in a sentence and thou was for the subject.

me: ..... I have no idea.

  Are you questioning The Sherm's teaching abilities?

 Libby: Yes.

 me: I'm going to tell her you said that.

Libby: I hope you don't.

 me: My father is requesting I watch soup with him. So this interview is over.

  :D

Libby: Bye.

Wasn't that exciting? I thought it was fabulous. I'm totally going to tell The Sherm she said that. But I'm not. Since I'm such a nice person. :D Aren't I amazing?

I don't have much else to write about. I'm only posting this because I don't want to forget about this interview. I'm going to interview other people as well. I'll post them when I get around to it.

Never screw with a blind monk.

I like quotes. Quotes and lists. I've decided, that from now on, whenever I read, I'll keep a journal of my favorite quotes. And every few posts, I'll put some up. I have several from the second book in the Mortal Instruments trilogy, City of Ashes. I thought it'd be fun to share them with you. Enjoy!

• "Mostly extinct, is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."

• "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really, extinct.' Will that make you happy?"

• "Rule number one of anime, never screw with a blind monk."

• "A viper in their bosoms. Not that she used the word 'bosoms', but the thought was there."


• "I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other poeple instead."

• "Maybe I should ask for blessings on my mission against all those who wear white after Labor Day."

• "Lettuce? Oh, that's some mozzarella."

• "Certainly not. You would be stringy and hard to digest."

• "Enormous? Did you just call me fat?"

• "Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply—I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my eduacation, or else no one would be safe."

• "It's not that. I want to change into my pajamas. I can't take making out seriously when I still have my socks on."

• "And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died."

• "Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina."

• "Is he dead? He looks dead."
• "No. He's not dead."
• "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want."

• "I don't know, does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?"

• "High-waisted khaki pants? Who wears those?"

• "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses lik ethe Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."

• "It's my motto. 'Nothing less than seven inches.' ........... "I'm talking about shoes."

Aren't they all just fabulous?

That's only up until about halfway through. Or less. Then I had to return it to the library. But I bought the first one, so I'm going to do the entire first one quotes. I think the first one has the funniest quotes.

A lot of those were Jace, for your information. Jace is a funny, sarcastic, angst-ridden teenaged Shadow hunter. He's also uber hot and sexy and full of himself. But that's totally okay because we love him anyways.

Nine days left of school. I'm so excited. But since I've been sick, I missed a bunch of school, and I missed learning this equation thingy that we have a big test on next week. And a lot of the final exam will be on it. Goody gumdrops for me. My mother picked up a bunch of papers for me on the equation and stuff. I have to learn it all on my own over the long weekend. I'm so happy! Not.

I think I'll be done for now on this post. I need to clean my room some more, do a bit of homework, and read. And of course, collect quotes to put on this fabulous blog.

....today, pork chops are nasty

these poems are tankas,
they are like haikus. but not.
the order goes five
seven five seven seven
for number of syllables

grandmother was strange
today, pork chops are nasty
she made me touch it
it was not cooked, it was raw
still in package, but, nasty.

brother's at soccer
the house is quiet for once
liss is excited.
brother is better than me
but sadly, he's younger.

this was inspired
by Libby, who did haikus
on her blog. it's cool.
on wikipedia, there's
a big page on poetry.

i was not sure
what kind of poem to do, so,
wikipedia
helped me to choose the tankas
go, wikipedia, go!

this weekend there's a
lot to do, like bat mitzvah
and birthday party.
memorial day weekend
is always very fun. yay!

these are much harder
than I planned at beginning
but i shall do it
for the sake of the people,
very few, who read this blog.

i was planning on
making a lot more of these.
I am very hungry, so,
I must leave and feed myself.
toodles for the day, people.

The Cousin is more of a stalker than me.

It's not all that fun staying at home, diseased. There's really nothing to do, besides watch those talk shows, like 'Oprah' and 'The View' and 'The Ellen Degeneres Show' and 'Rachel Ray'. It gets old after a day. But I did watch an episode of Ellen where No Doubt performed. I love No Doubt. Scar got me into them a year or two ago. I was uber excited when I heard that they were getting back together. :D

If I'm sick, and end up getting on the computer, like I am now, I usually can chat with someone. But right now she's flying here from North Carolina to visit. And I'm bored. So I'm currently stuck sitting here and typing up this blog. I really don't think anyone will read this, but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside if I pretend that.

Speaking of Scar flying here, I need to clean my room so I can take apart my bunk beds. But I'm still kinda sick, so I'm just going to sit here and talk about random things.

I recently signed up for Twitter. I don't really know why. But everyone's talking about it. It doesn't really make any sense at all. It seems kinda like facebook, but less complicated, therefore, making it more complicated. You know? I've already gotten like two notifications that some weirdo people are following my tweets. Or something like that. I have no idea. Facebook is more my style. It took three seconds for me to get the hang of it. And Twitter is just..... BLEH.

Yesterday, I went to the elementary school by where I live and launched some rockets with my little brother, his friend, his friend's older brother, and my dad. It was fun. I realized soon after, that if I think that kind of thing is fun, I'm a freak. Or nerd. Or something along those lines. You know? Whatever. I'm still going to do it. The coolest part about the rockets is the explosion. I love exploding things (even though I'm a girl).

My school would have gotten out fourteen minutes ago. And so Zoe, who rides my bus, should be stopping by within the next ten minutes. Unless of course, she "misses" the bus on "accident" and ends up walking her boyfriend home. Zoe is stranger than me. It makes me giggle. She wears even weirder outfits than me and does the strangest things. But that's why I love her.

I think Libby thinks that I'm a stalker. Because I keep a tab up with her blog on it at all times. Since the creation of her blog, which was back at the beginning of February (YES! I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO SPELL FEBRUARY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!) I haven't taken the tab down once. Unless you count that time when my computer went all funny. But that was only for like.... five minutes. I don't think Little Libsies understands that I just love her blog. It's called Psuedocurses. Because Little Libsies uses psuedocurses. Like fork and darn and heck. It makes me giggle. The cousin does it as well. I should probably use The Cousin's proper name, because she's not really my cousin or anything. She's Libby's cousin. She is probably the most insane person you'll ever meet. The Cousin's real name is Audrey. And she scares the crap out of me. But she's awesome. So if Little Libsies thinks that I'm a stalker, then she should look at the cousin. I think The Cousin is more of a stalker than me.

I'm hungry, and Zoe should be stopping by any minute now, so I think I'll be done with this post.

It seems that everyone is keeling over and dying.

I've been diseased the past few days. It's absolutely horrible.

I kept on going up to my parents and saying things in a diseased or ill tone. Things like.....

"My throat hurts."
"I can't bweafe though by dose."
"I'm ill."
"I'm dying."
"I'm dead."

I'm guessing I'm better, since I'm not agreeing with any of those statements anymore.

I stayed home diseased/ill/sick or whatever you want to call it the past two days (Tuesday and Wednesday) I pretty much sat on the couch, with a box of tissues on my lap. And on either side of me was a bowl of really hot ramen and tea. I watched T.V. and movies. There's nothing good on during the day, so I flipped around my TiVo. I'd already watched all the good stuff, and all of my favorite shows had yet to be recorded or the season finale was a week or two ago. So then I watched a bunch of movies. When I'm sick I watch all my favorite movies. I watched my favorites from when I was littler, 'The Princess Diaries', and 'Finding Nemo'. The last one is still one of my favorites. Then I got bored of changing the disks in the DVD player, so I went flipping through channels, because ABC Family or Lifetime or something like that always has a movie playing during the day.
I nearly peed my pants when I saw what was just starting. 'Mean Girls'! One of my favorite movies ever, and the ultimate teen sleepover movie/chick flick. So I watched that. And then I decided that there were no other good movies that I hadn't seen recently besides 'Cheaper by the Dozen 2'.

So I watched that movie. And I started freaking out a bit. It was really weird. You know that weird family across the lake or whatever? Well, the skateboarding kid, Elliot, who that girl, Sarah goes on a date with, is played by Tay Laut. Or more commonly known as Taylor Lautner. He's insanely hot. But back then, he was absolutely adorable. In the movie he said that his character was in 8th grade. But I don't believe him. He looked like..... 10. You're 13 when in 8th grade. He looked 10. But he's hot now.

Speaking of Tay Laut.... I'm still going to see the New Moon movie even though I hate the books. Mostly because I want to see Bella get dumped and stuff. And the werewolves explode. I really wonder how they're going to do that. It'll be interesting to see. And I want to see Bella almost die a billion times. I also want to see Edward nearly get killed. I also want to see the Volturi. The actors playing Aro, Marcus and Caius are actually kinda hot.

We're studying 'Hamlet' in English. It's really funny. A lot of the people in my class keep on acting immature and laughing when we're reading out loud and we have to say 'ass' or 'damned' or 'hell'. I agree that it was funny when the person reading the first time we came across a part like that and stopped. They froze in shock. And then our teacher, who Little Libsies calls The Sherm. I like the Shermanator. Whatever. Then The Sherm shouted out the next word, which I believe was 'ass', like she usually does when we get stuck on all those weird Shakespearian words. Then everyone started laughing. The Sherm glared at us and we continued reading.

Today, I was speaking to my Shakspearianly deprived creators (also known as parents) about Hamlet. Apparently they only know the very basic jist of it. I was trying to explain that in class, we're watching the Hamlet movie from back in the day, and we're at the very end of it. And how it seems that everyone is keeling over and dying.
I mean, really.

First, Ophelia goes mad and feels up a guard, then gives sticks to people, pretending they're flowers, and then goes to a nearby river and drowns herself.

Second, Hamlet and The Son of Polonius Who's Name Escapes Me, (Who shall now be referred to as SPWNEM) are like, battling to the death with swords. And everyone's gathered around, cheering and things. The king makes a toast or something, drinks from a goblet, then 'secretly' puts in poison. The queen accidently drinks it, then she too, keels over and dies.

Third, Hamlet's really pissed, so he stabs SPWNEM, and I have a theory why he's pissed. It's because he was having an affair with his mother. I mean, he kept on making out with her in the movie. And my friends are saying that while I was diseased and not here, he totally 'raped' her. Anyway, SPWNEM isn't dead..... Yet. So while SPWNEM is almost keeling over, dead, Hamlet runs over to the King. (Who really is his uncle, but he killed his father so he could take the throne and marry his sister in law) Hamlet stabs the King as well, and then takes the rest of the poisoned drink and pretty much shoves it down his throat. So the King's dead now too.

Fourth, SPWNEM is like..... Dying and stuff, so he stabs Hamlet in the arm with a poisoned sword. Then SPWNEM dies.

Fifth, we had to stop like....2 minutes from the end of the movie, since class had ended, and I'm assuming that Hamlet dies. Everyone knows that Hamlet dies. I'm just not sure if he dies from the poison on the sword, or what.

So yeah. Oh. I forgot one. Right before Hamlet aledgedly 'rapes' his mother, he stabs Polonius who was spying on them.

What a happy story, no?

I can't wait 'til.......

• The 27th, for that is the day when Scarlet comes to stay for a couple of days. YAY!
• The 5th, for many reasons. School gets out for my grade. Graduation dance. Second episode of the second season of La Corda.
• The....8th, I think. Our entire grade is going for an end of the year trip to Chicago. Four days. :D
• The 18th. My burfday.

Now I am being required to retire to bed. Good night all ye people.

Random or otherwise.

This is a completely new blog for me. I've had so many. But I've decided that this will be my official blog. At least for the next year or so.

A two simple things about me, before I go into detail, are....

I like lists. Random or otherwise. Anything will really work. Usually the lists are not about really anything in particular, and would usually make no sense unless I explain it. On this blog, I'm going to list a lot. Using those cool bullet thingys. You know. Those big dots. I usually list about things that have happened. Or things I like. They're usually long if they're about music or books or writing or anything I'm very interested in and into.

The other simple thing is that..... I can't really remember. I think it was that I rant a lot. I can go on and on about anything. It's really weird. So get used to it.

Now, I think I'll list things about me. Random or otherwise.

• I used to be in love with the Twilight series. But then I took one glance at it's insane-o popularity and the movie. And now I hate it. End of story. :D
• I have recently formed an obsession with a few bands. Those bands being...

1. Panic! At The Disco (And I'm really depressed that they dropped the '!', but I still put it there anyway, since they're so epic.)
2. Cradle of Filth
3. Metallica
4. Green Day
5. Hawthorne Heights
6. Death Cab For Cutie

• I'm madly in love with music. That being metal (ROCK ON!) to classical (Thank you, La Corda) to Oldies (I've recently fallen in love with Kiss, Queen, Alice Cooper, and ABBA as well, though most of those could probably be considered as rock or classic rock)
• I play the piano. I've been playing it for nearly seven years, and I'm still terrible. I've been around the same level for a couple years now. Whatever. I love playing the piano. Even though I'm ever so terrible.
• Old Disney movies strangely fascinate me. Especially the ones with princesses and things. I've been trying to hook up our old VCR to watch the VHS tapes of those movies for a while. It hasn't been working.
• I love Soccer and Swimming and Ice Skating and Running, and Gymnastics and DDRing (if that even counts as a sport) though I've known from a young age that I'm doomed to fail at all athletics. But keep in mind, I can't be expected to watch sports. Unless it's diving, swimming, or gymnastics (floor, bars and beam only, please).
  
• I read like..... A book a day. Though that doesn't compete at all with Little Libsie's three or four a day.
  
• I often feel out-read and stupid around Little Libsies because of the previous thingy.
• I like Animes and Mangas. Totally in that order. I cannot be expected to understand a manga unless I've seen the anime before.
• I find the story of Hamlet (A play by Shakespeare, duh) hilarious. Mostly because it's all incestous, and half the people are crazy. I like that kind of stuff. It makes me laugh. And I can totally relate. (Not the incestous stuff, people, get your minds out of the gutter)
• I'm madly in love with the Mortal Instruments trilogy, written by the fabulous Cass Clare. -swoons- I'm hoping, in the fall of '10, that I'll be madly in love with the Infernal Devices as well.
• My favorite thing about the Mortal Instruments is Magnus Bane. Who can not love a (and I quote) "A warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog, and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (And I can't say what I want to say next, because I'm afraid I'll ruin it for other people who will read this and haven't read the books) And he has a cat the size of a gerbil named......... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!! Chairman Meow. That is the coolest name in the WORLD.
• I'm a nerd. In like..... Every way possible. I spend way too much time on the computer. I like D&D and WoW. I like reading comics. The nerd kind. I read a lot. I often type like this, and not lyk dis. But I can actually read it (but it annoys me) wh3n pplz ta1k 1ik3 t815.
  
• I have the strangest fashion sense. For example, I often pair a bright red swim team hoodie with electric blueish greenish sports sweats. I wear shirts with ducks on it with pants with farm animals that say 'Eat Chicken'. I don't often wear shorts.
• I have 2 or 3 (maybe even 4 or 5) really close friends. All of which are insanely insane and strange. My only friends are those close ones. And occasionally friends of those friends. But not too often. I think I'll name my close friends that I talk to or hang out with on a semi-normal basis.

1. Camile/Scarlet
2. Zoe
3. Ellie
4. Caitlin
5. Libby
6. Kelsey

• I do have a theory that at least two of those people on the list secretly hate me, but I'm trying to stay optimistic. But I usually have all kinds of insane theories and things. Ask me about them sometime. I think they're quite unique and fabulous.
• I have an obsession with RPing. Also known as roleplaying. There are lots of different ways people RP. But with me and my friends, how we do it is..... It's exactly like writing a story. But with two people. And only you can control the character that you create. Really, anything goes. I think I shall enlighten you with a few random elements of some of my RPs.

1. A guy sitting on the floor in a lotus position with three other guys yelling at him while he spouts weirdo Gandhi philosophy stuff at them.
2. A murderous uncle who wants land and will kill everyone to get it.
3. Clubbing.
4. Wild native people attacking a futuristic London.
5. A very flamboyant and perverted Grim Reaper, commonly known as Samael.
6. The GOD SWORD!
7. A hot albino time traveler and his friend (also his grandson)
8. A coke machine in the middle of a library.
9. A lot of hospitals.
   

• I love RPing. I've had several of them, and they're all amazingly funny. I have the weirdest names in them. I think this calls for a list. :D But these will be only my main characters that are in them.

1. Aliss/Liss (Like Alice) (This is also my nickname, :D) (This name has been in 2 RPs)
   
2. Dori/Dora/Dorinda
3. Aiden
4. Apia
5. Izelle (x2)
   
6. Trellalina
7. Chayna
8. Kob
9. Gaig (pronounced like GAY-g)

• I love all my RP characters. They are so amazing. Some of them have weird names. Most of them have strange personalities. With me, that's to be expected. All are girls except three, eight, and nine. Guys are funny to play.
• FML is hilarious. It's so amazing.
• I have two facebooks. One is absolutely hidden (and using a nickname of course) and I have like.... only my closest friends on it. The other one, I have all these people from school and family. Where my creeper friends aren't posting weird things on my wall.
• I totally get all the things in school and everything. It's all really easy. I'm just too lazy to do the work and homework, since most of it is insanely easy and pointless. Except math. Math is my one weakness. But even though I think all the previous things, I still consider myself quite stupid.
• I have too many journals to count. They're all scattered all across my room, with at least the first 2 and a half pages filled. But then I get insane writer's block and throw it across the room in anger.
• I have a lot of pillows. And stuffed animals. I usually just throw them all on my top bunk of my bunk beds. But I'm separating the beds soon. And then after Scar visits, I'm shoving one of them in the basement.
• I always have at LEAST six tabs up when I'm online. Currently I have 10 up. I feel like listing them in order from first to last. And then I think I'll list some of my favorite websites. You should totally check them out if you haven't already.
  

1. Pseudocurses
2. FMyLife
3. The Library Website
4. Deviantart
5. Gmail DUH.
6. Free Rice
7. Facebook
8. LibraryThing
9. Top of the Park Website
10. Blogger
11. Ninja Kiwi
12. Giant in the Playground
13. Looking For Group
14. Wikipedia
15. Cassandra Clare's website

That was my big long list of things about me. Sorry if it was too long. Sorry if it was too short. I really should go to bed or take a shower or clean my room so that I can take my bunk beds apart and so that Scar can come. So....

Toodles!