Okay, so my friend, Erin, was interviewed by me. She's quite strange. Just keep that in mind. Her nickname is Wein. Don't ask. I'm leaving her screen name, because I'm too lazy to change all those 'esgdonut95's. Enjoy.
Hello.
esgdonut95: Hola.
me: Holy crap. Libby said the exact same thing in her interview.
esgdonut95: Well I like to think of myself as unique, but alright.
me: State your name and size of butt.
esgdonut95: Erin G. My butt.....I'm not sure of the size. Why don't you tell me?
me: I haven't seen your butt in quite a while. Last time was that camping trip to Mackinac.
esgdonut95: -laughs- well I'm sure my butt has changed since then. All I know- it's bigger than yours, but smaller than kim kardashian's.
me: I have no idea who that is, but I'm guessing that chick has a big butt?
Or is it a dude?
esgdonut95: A famous girl, known for this butt.
She's friends with paris hilton.
me: Oh. Did she win that Paris's New BFF show? Or is that a different person?
esgdonut95: No, that's a different person. She's in the show "keeping up with the kardashians" on E!
me: I don't keep up with that kind of stuff. But obviously you do. Care to say more? Or no?
esgdonut95: Well this is your interview. I was expecting more questions. >.>
And yes, yes, I'm very interested in the pop culture.
me: I'm unsure of what questions to ask you. Oh! I have a good one! Do libraries where you live often have soda machines in the middle of them?
esgdonut95: Why no, they don't. I'm assuming this is referring to our roleplay?
me: Yes. Of course. That's a shame. I bet it'd be fun to have one of those in the middle of a library.
esgdonut95: Well, some things just don't make sense with Wein. Such as the famous quote, "Art makes your thighs normal."
I'll make that one day.
Congress will approve.
me: Moving on.
Where do you live again? Like Massachusetts, right?
esgdonut95: Yes, North Attleboro to be exact.
me: What if some creepy person sees your full name and where you live and begins to stalk you?
For your safety, I'll edit out your last name.
:D
Cause I'm such a great friend.
esgdonut95: Well, I'm fine. I'm already being stalked by a 53 year old muslim on facebook.
me: Really? Care to explain?
esgdonut95: Eh, you've seen my youtube videos, I believe he has as well.
me: Wow.
What's your favorite color and pie flavor?
esgdonut95: Purple and I like cheesecake. Does that count?
me: I said pie. Hmmm. I wonder. Is there such thing as a cheesecake pie
?
esgdonut95: Ahh, the questions of life.
me: Are you ever coming back to visit us like Scar is? Because we all miss the Weiny.
esgdonut95: I'm actually visiting my dad this summer in late june & early july. He lives in rochester. We could set something up in A2 if you please.
me: I do please. We all miss you.
What instrument did you play in elementary school?
esgdonut95: We as in?
me: Lots of people. Now answer my previous question.
esgdonut95: The coronet, then I advanced to the trumpet. I also specialized in recorder.
me: I love the recorder. The clarinet was exactly like it, but bigger, so I didn't really have to practice at all. :D I fail at music.
esgdonut95: I love music.
:)
me: I love music too. But I fail at it.
esgdonut95: I'm quite sorrry.
me: Me too. So. How many toes do you have on your left foot?
esgdonut95: 5. Painted red. Since I'm bad a**!
me: Language, missy.
esgdonut95: 5. Painted red. Because I attend a catholic school.,
me: That makes no sense.
esgdonut95: Neither does life! Its more fun that way!
me: Of course.
esgdonut95: Oh yes. Any other questions?
me: So... I hear you're a vegetarian.
esgdonut95: And I aint -------- scared of him! (3OH!3 referance)
me: I love that song!
It's so fabulous.
esgdonut95: Agreed.
me: Number of cheesecakes in your fridge?
esgdonut95: Zero. We're on a budget.
me: Oh.
That's not cool.
esgdonut95: That was a joke. I actually just had a piece of cheesecake last night.
me: Oh.
esgdonut95: Well, half cheesecake. Half cake.
me: Was it yummy? What kind of cheesecake?
esgdonut95: Very yummy. And I'm not sure. :\
me: Did it have a fruit flavor? Or not?
esgdonut95: No it did not.
me: That's not cool.
esgdonut95: I'm quite sorry.
me: So. How many animals do you have currently?
esgdonut95: 10.
me: Do they all have names?
esgdonut95: Of course.
What kind of person would I be if they didn't?
me: Can you name them all and their species?
esgdonut95: 4 rabbits= chesnut, marshmeloo
*4 rabbits= chestnut, marshmellow, penne, gilbert
1 guinea pig= chocolate
me: Gilbert?
esgdonut95: What's eating gilbert grape.
me: o.o
esgdonut95: 1 dog= bailey.
1 salamander= sallie.
3 cats= charcoal (BABY), bert, and fairbanks.
me: Nice.
esgdonut95: I like to think so.
me: I have no pets. Unless you count Jeff.
Jeff is my brother's alter ego. Jeff is a dog. Jeff likes treats, and treats give Jeff gas.
:D
esgdonut95: O.o
me: That's what Jeff is always shouting. Can you believe that my brother is 10?
esgdonut95: Well as long as you aren't lonely, pets aren't needed. Just yesterday your brother was wee.
me: He's still wee.
esgdonut95: As are you.
me: ...... Says who?
esgdonut95: Your face.
me: Okay?
Ah! Obviously I haven't been exposed to enough art. Cause my thighs aren't normal.
esgdonut95: I'm sorry. Mine are. They've decreased in size as I age. Go figure.
me: ......Nice.
I'm bored. This interview is over.
Isn't she ever so interesting? So yes.
Did you guys know that a Swedish botanist was born on this day, back in 1707? Cause I find that insanely cool and weird. But epic. I think it was a guy. The person's name was Carolus Linnaeus. Or something like that.
And did you guys know that on this day in 1788, South Carolina became a state? Whatever. No one really cares. I know I don't. I'm just looking at this widget on dashboard, called 'This Day in History'. And it has all these cool things. Usually it's much more interesting that South Carolina and a Swedish botanist.
I know botanists do things with flowers and plants. Who says that if you play with plants and flowers, you get to have your name on the 'This Day in History' thing? And is it just Swedish people who get recognized? Racist butts.
Isn't she ever so interesting? So yes.
Did you guys know that a Swedish botanist was born on this day, back in 1707? Cause I find that insanely cool and weird. But epic. I think it was a guy. The person's name was Carolus Linnaeus. Or something like that.
And did you guys know that on this day in 1788, South Carolina became a state? Whatever. No one really cares. I know I don't. I'm just looking at this widget on dashboard, called 'This Day in History'. And it has all these cool things. Usually it's much more interesting that South Carolina and a Swedish botanist.
I know botanists do things with flowers and plants. Who says that if you play with plants and flowers, you get to have your name on the 'This Day in History' thing? And is it just Swedish people who get recognized? Racist butts.
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