It seems that everyone is keeling over and dying.

I've been diseased the past few days. It's absolutely horrible.

I kept on going up to my parents and saying things in a diseased or ill tone. Things like.....

"My throat hurts."
"I can't bweafe though by dose."
"I'm ill."
"I'm dying."
"I'm dead."

I'm guessing I'm better, since I'm not agreeing with any of those statements anymore.

I stayed home diseased/ill/sick or whatever you want to call it the past two days (Tuesday and Wednesday) I pretty much sat on the couch, with a box of tissues on my lap. And on either side of me was a bowl of really hot ramen and tea. I watched T.V. and movies. There's nothing good on during the day, so I flipped around my TiVo. I'd already watched all the good stuff, and all of my favorite shows had yet to be recorded or the season finale was a week or two ago. So then I watched a bunch of movies. When I'm sick I watch all my favorite movies. I watched my favorites from when I was littler, 'The Princess Diaries', and 'Finding Nemo'. The last one is still one of my favorites. Then I got bored of changing the disks in the DVD player, so I went flipping through channels, because ABC Family or Lifetime or something like that always has a movie playing during the day.
I nearly peed my pants when I saw what was just starting. 'Mean Girls'! One of my favorite movies ever, and the ultimate teen sleepover movie/chick flick. So I watched that. And then I decided that there were no other good movies that I hadn't seen recently besides 'Cheaper by the Dozen 2'.

So I watched that movie. And I started freaking out a bit. It was really weird. You know that weird family across the lake or whatever? Well, the skateboarding kid, Elliot, who that girl, Sarah goes on a date with, is played by Tay Laut. Or more commonly known as Taylor Lautner. He's insanely hot. But back then, he was absolutely adorable. In the movie he said that his character was in 8th grade. But I don't believe him. He looked like..... 10. You're 13 when in 8th grade. He looked 10. But he's hot now.

Speaking of Tay Laut.... I'm still going to see the New Moon movie even though I hate the books. Mostly because I want to see Bella get dumped and stuff. And the werewolves explode. I really wonder how they're going to do that. It'll be interesting to see. And I want to see Bella almost die a billion times. I also want to see Edward nearly get killed. I also want to see the Volturi. The actors playing Aro, Marcus and Caius are actually kinda hot.

We're studying 'Hamlet' in English. It's really funny. A lot of the people in my class keep on acting immature and laughing when we're reading out loud and we have to say 'ass' or 'damned' or 'hell'. I agree that it was funny when the person reading the first time we came across a part like that and stopped. They froze in shock. And then our teacher, who Little Libsies calls The Sherm. I like the Shermanator. Whatever. Then The Sherm shouted out the next word, which I believe was 'ass', like she usually does when we get stuck on all those weird Shakespearian words. Then everyone started laughing. The Sherm glared at us and we continued reading.

Today, I was speaking to my Shakspearianly deprived creators (also known as parents) about Hamlet. Apparently they only know the very basic jist of it. I was trying to explain that in class, we're watching the Hamlet movie from back in the day, and we're at the very end of it. And how it seems that everyone is keeling over and dying.
I mean, really.

First, Ophelia goes mad and feels up a guard, then gives sticks to people, pretending they're flowers, and then goes to a nearby river and drowns herself.

Second, Hamlet and The Son of Polonius Who's Name Escapes Me, (Who shall now be referred to as SPWNEM) are like, battling to the death with swords. And everyone's gathered around, cheering and things. The king makes a toast or something, drinks from a goblet, then 'secretly' puts in poison. The queen accidently drinks it, then she too, keels over and dies.

Third, Hamlet's really pissed, so he stabs SPWNEM, and I have a theory why he's pissed. It's because he was having an affair with his mother. I mean, he kept on making out with her in the movie. And my friends are saying that while I was diseased and not here, he totally 'raped' her. Anyway, SPWNEM isn't dead..... Yet. So while SPWNEM is almost keeling over, dead, Hamlet runs over to the King. (Who really is his uncle, but he killed his father so he could take the throne and marry his sister in law) Hamlet stabs the King as well, and then takes the rest of the poisoned drink and pretty much shoves it down his throat. So the King's dead now too.

Fourth, SPWNEM is like..... Dying and stuff, so he stabs Hamlet in the arm with a poisoned sword. Then SPWNEM dies.

Fifth, we had to stop like....2 minutes from the end of the movie, since class had ended, and I'm assuming that Hamlet dies. Everyone knows that Hamlet dies. I'm just not sure if he dies from the poison on the sword, or what.

So yeah. Oh. I forgot one. Right before Hamlet aledgedly 'rapes' his mother, he stabs Polonius who was spying on them.

What a happy story, no?

I can't wait 'til.......

• The 27th, for that is the day when Scarlet comes to stay for a couple of days. YAY!
• The 5th, for many reasons. School gets out for my grade. Graduation dance. Second episode of the second season of La Corda.
• The....8th, I think. Our entire grade is going for an end of the year trip to Chicago. Four days. :D
• The 18th. My burfday.

Now I am being required to retire to bed. Good night all ye people.