State your name and favorite color.

Hello people of Earth and people who read my blog. Today, I interviewed Libby because I was bored. It's strange and not normal. I'm not going to edit it much.

  Action.

Hello.

 Libby: Hola.

 me: State your name and favorite color.

 Libby: Libby, fuchsia.

  That was a little rude.

me: How was that rude?

 Libby: You didn't ask me politely. You ordered me to answer.

 me: Well, you did it anyways.

 Libby: I shouldn't have.

 me: But you did.

 Libby: Twiggy didn't think I should have, either.

 me: Will you stop it with Twiggy?

 Libby: You don't like Twiggy?

 me: Twiggy scares me.

 Libby: Twiggy is so offended that she might go back to London forever.

 me: Well.... Twiggy can do that. Moving on.... What music are you listening to?

 Libby: I am listening to the music of nature, my inner soul, and the Clean House theme song coming from the basement.

me: Your inner soul? Really? Do tell.

 Libby: My inner soul often sings beautiful songs to express my emotions.

 me: Oh.

Well..... Do you think it's possible to dislocate one's throat from excessive coughing?

 Libby: Dislocate, no. Sprain, yes.

 me: Then I think I've just sprained my throat.

Libby: Oh no.

 me: Whatever. It's just killing me. No big deal.

 Libby: Don't die.

 me: I won't.

 Libby: I'm going to put a picture of Twiggy on my blog.

me: Sounds exciting. Is it a pretty picture?

 Libby: No.

 me: Oh.

Libby: It will be the ugliest, scariest picture of Twiggy I can find.

 me: But what about all the youngins who read your blog? Do you want them to be scarred forever?

Libby: There are no young'ns who read my blog.

 me: How can thee be so sure of that?

Libby: I don't think thee is the right word there.

 me: That's what The Sherm taught us.

Libby: I thought thee was for the object in a sentence and thou was for the subject.

me: ..... I have no idea.

  Are you questioning The Sherm's teaching abilities?

 Libby: Yes.

 me: I'm going to tell her you said that.

Libby: I hope you don't.

 me: My father is requesting I watch soup with him. So this interview is over.

  :D

Libby: Bye.

Wasn't that exciting? I thought it was fabulous. I'm totally going to tell The Sherm she said that. But I'm not. Since I'm such a nice person. :D Aren't I amazing?

I don't have much else to write about. I'm only posting this because I don't want to forget about this interview. I'm going to interview other people as well. I'll post them when I get around to it.